- The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
- The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"
- "Yes."
- "Well then, he serves you food; I'm serving you cards, so you should tip me."
- "Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight!"
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