A Trip to Las Vegas - Gambling JokesRate It [ 0.00 / 0 Votes ]
Any thoughts? A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. "I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!" Gambling Jokes
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Accountant and a Sheep - Gambling JokesRate It [ 0.00 / 0 Votes ]
Any thoughts? An accountant was walking along in the country when he came upon a shepherd. The accountant says, "Listen, Farmer, I can guess how many sheep you have." The farmer starts to laugh: "I have a lot of sheep. You'll never guess how many."
"Do you want to make a bet?" asks the accountant. "If I can guess how many sheep you have, you'll give me one of your sheep. If I can't, I'll pay you $100." The shepherd concedes: "Ok, how many there are?" "You have exactly 1,354 sheep," says the accountant. The shepherd is shocked: "Incredible! I really do have 1,354 sheep! Well, a bet's a bet. Choose the sheep you want." "OK, I'll take this one," says the accountant, picking it up. Wait for a moment, sir," says the shepherd. "Let's make another bet: If I guess your job, you will give me back my sheep, and if I don't, you can take another one." The accountant agrees to the bet and the shepherd says, "You are an accountant." "Unbelievable! That's true! But how did you know?" wonders the accountant. "Give me back my dog, and I'll explain."
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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!" 
