Poker Player and His Wife - Poker JokeRate It [ 0.00 / 0 Votes ]
Any thoughts? A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife!" "OK, that's it, guys," Roger said. "This is positively the last deal." (Source: Jokecenter.com) Play Poker against U.S. and International Players LIVE! Click on the Link Above
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A Day at the Races - Gambling JokesRate It [ 0.00 / 0 Votes ]
Any thoughts? Did you hear the one about the woman who hits her husband on the head with a rolling pin? He asks, stunned, "What was that all about?" She replies "I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it."
He explains "That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on." She accepts his explanation and apologizes for whacking him.
A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder. When he regains consciousness, he says "Why on earth did you do that?" "Your horse phoned." Anonymous Submission - Gambling Jokes
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A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report.